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When I was little, my mom told me that throwing your chewing gum out the car window was the good and moral thing to do because it patched up people's flat tires for them, and to this day, I think it's one of the funniest lies anyone's ever told a child for no reason.
(suffering the clear and obvious ramifications of my voluntary actions) once again god torments me for no purpose but sick amusement
























