Fear Me, For I Am The Ugly Barnacle!
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Fear Me For I Am The Ugly Barnacle!

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posted: 26 minutes ago

sunsgodown:

true friends don’t judge each other

they judge other people

together

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posted: 48 minutes ago

A woman is only vulnerable when her nail polish is drying, and even then she can still pull a trigger.

some great quote I heard somewhere once upon a time and that is very, very true  (via regardingsarah)

Im pretty sure mrs. walker from holes proved with her rattle snake venom infused nail polish that y’all are even more deadly when your nails are drying

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posted: 1 hour ago

urinatings:

*precisely determines where i should take the next bite of my sandwich*

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posted: 1 hour ago

itsleightaylor:

purrevogue:

Just some of celebs talking about teen’s “disorders”. (So much more celebs talk about this but I’ve found just these photos.)

you know something is up when jaden smith is making sense

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posted: 1 hour ago

I love it when shows I watch make references to Harry Potter

loving-fallen-angel:

anichan7:

supernaturalapocalypse:

yessir38:

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I love how Supernatural makes references to every f*cking thing

Yes

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posted: 1 hour ago

fearofthelivingdead:

As long as it starts with B and C we all know its about Beqeduhlck Cuqiubfiecm

posted: 1 hour ago

tachibanamakotos:

in the club like

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posted: 1 hour ago

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posted: 2 hours ago

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I’m Chinese, so I wonder if non-Chinese understand

itslikethatfrenchthing:

salvadorolliesout:

superjellycake:

mydollyaviana:

that in the Chinese version of Disney’s Mulan, the fake name she gives is “Ping”, but her family name “Fa” in English is “Hua” in Chinese, therefore her full name is “Hua Ping”, which is literally “Flower Vase”, and that’s why Shang is so bewildered because it’s a silly name.

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but OP how could you not tell them the best part

“hua ping”/flower vase is chinese slang for “camp gay”

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posted: 2 hours ago
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ladyanneoftardis:

toriandrelativedimensionsinspace:

missespeon:

auwa:

fiztheancient:

fireskink:

jacketlizard:

jetgreguar:

grandmasterflash:

tumblr you can keep your glorified nostalgia about the wild thornberries and tony hawk’s pro skater and getting to hold the flea-ridden stuffed lion during the d.a.r.e program and what have you because THIS right here.  now THIS was the essence of the 90s

YOU’LL CALL NOW

oh man it took me literally 2 seconds of this video to remember exactly how the rest of it went

I hated this commercial. Turns out I still hate it.

OH MY GOD THIS DAMN COMMERCIAL

I CAN’T FUCKING STOP LAUGHING its as awful as i remembered it

i cant quite explain this commercial and how it came back to me like

i couldnt remember the exact words by heart but. everything they said chimed in my head like a song i’d heard a long time ago. it was almost rhythmic, buried deep in my memory. it was probably the most bizarre way ive ever remembered something.

Jesus no

Oh god, this was played all the freaking time. It was literally every other commercial they aired ON EVERY CHANNEL because they figured us Miami types would clearly need it at some point…Ugh…

posted: 2 hours ago

sisterjudyjudybobudy:

weetbixgod:

hotdadcalendar:

I’m actually concerned for boys who complain about how different girls look without makeup. Like did you think eyeshadow permanently alters a girls eyelid? Are you frightened when people change clothes

Babies have no concept of object permanence

That’s one of the sickest burns I’ve ever read. 

posted: 2 hours ago

highforsthis:

why are nowadays all this 13 year olds getting drunk and having sex. When I was 13, I had my first love there was nobody that compared to my baby and nobody came between us who could ever come above she had me going crazy oh i was starstruck she woke me up daily don’t need no Starbucks. 

posted: 2 hours ago

officialputin:

putins-boyfriend:

putins-girlfriend:

yourtubes:

reblog if your url represents who you really are 

I am really Putin’s girlfriend

then we have a problem

I can explain it

posted: 2 hours ago